Even better than "hoo-ha"
Inspired by Would You Rather Wednesday, I decided to interrupt The Beau Named Joe’s homeworking.
Yours Truly: would you rather have phone sex with shakespeare or dr seuss?
The Beau Named Joe: WHAT?! HAHAHHA
The Beau Named Joe: ummm shakespeare, totally
Yours Truly: whatEVER! dr seuss would be all in rhyme n shit
Yours Truly: and there would be funny names for your genitals!
The Beau Named Joe: hahha ok
The Beau Named Joe: i was about to say shakespeare would be in rhyme too
The Beau Named Joe: but funny names trump everything
So, dear readers, if Dr. Seuss were to describe your unmentionables, what would he call them?
(Edited to add the continuation of the previous conversation)
Yours Truly: i think i just wrote the best blog entry EVER
The Beau Named Joe: i’m not wearing pants
Yours Truly: you win