Even better than "hoo-ha"
Inspired by Would You Rather Wednesday, I decided to interrupt The Beau Named Joe’s homeworking.
Yours Truly: would you rather have phone sex with shakespeare or dr seuss?
The Beau Named Joe: WHAT?! HAHAHHA
The Beau Named Joe: ummm shakespeare, totally
Yours Truly: whatEVER! dr seuss would be all in rhyme n shit
Yours Truly: and there would be funny names for your genitals!
The Beau Named Joe: hahha ok
The Beau Named Joe: i was about to say shakespeare would be in rhyme too
The Beau Named Joe: but funny names trump everything
So, dear readers, if Dr. Seuss were to describe your unmentionables, what would he call them?
(Edited to add the continuation of the previous conversation)
Yours Truly: i think i just wrote the best blog entry EVER
The Beau Named Joe: i’m not wearing pants
Yours Truly: you win
Belle Renee 
Ha! You have such amazing conversations with everyone in your life 🙂
I’d totally go for Shakespeare. It would be incredibly romantic. He’d spend the whole night calling you a “sweet mermaid” and talking dirty to you in Elizabethan English. I’m all for that.
Hmm I think I’d have to go with Shakespeare too. I’d just laugh the whole time at Dr. Seuss, which would be weird and would totally ruin the magical moment we were sharing.
Man, since i’m a hopeless romantic I’d go with Shakespeare
There goes my hope of ever writing the best post ever.
Haha. I think I’d go for Dr. Seuss too just because it’d be so dang funny.
Totally dr. seuss… and he would say … oh… that was a little dirty… totally not writing it here.
I’m voting Seuss.
“Young cat, if you keep your eyes open enough, oh, the stuff you would learn! The most wonderful stuff!”- Dr. Seuss.
I’m thinking it would be hot.
And then after, we are finished the life altering phone experience, he would finish it with:
“Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.”- Dr. Seuss.
Okay, I’m not looking these quotes up, it’s a by product of being a teacher. I promise. But seriously, Seuss would rock.