Setting: Club Guac, 7:15am, The Beau Named Joe has emerged from a shower, yours truly is in the kitchen foraging for breakfast
TBNJoe: I’ve decided I’m going to sing to you at our wedding.
Yours truly: Oh, really?
TBNJoe: Yup. That Taylor Swift song. Except it will be Renee-meo and Joe-liet. “Renee-meo take me someplace we can be alone!”