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20sb Recipe Index: Asian noodle stuff (so descriptive)

June 11, 2013

Remember that time I had a blog? Hahahaha… oops.

recipeindex20sb is hosting a Recipe Index and, since I’ve been experimenting with fresh, local ingredients from our CSA and farmers market, I thought I’d share my most recent success. I call it…

Asian noodle stuff.

We currently have an abundance of lettuce, so we’ve mostly been existing on salads. I’ve had a fun time trying to dress up salads so it doesn’t feel like… well, so it doesn’t feel like we’re mostly existing on salads. I’ve whipped up some shrimp pasta salad to put on top, hardboiled some eggs, scrambled some tofu, made meatballs from scratch. And they’ve all been pretty delightful! But this Asian noodle stuff has been the best lettuce topping yet.

Ingredients

1 block of firm tofu

half a bag of thin egg noodles

two large portabella mushrooms

Trader Joe’s Soyaki sauce

soy sauce

sesame oil

ground ginger

sesame seeds

lettuce or salad mix of your choice

Here’s what you do:

  1. Squeeze all the water out of the tofu and allow it to crumble. Marinate it for awhile in the Trader Joe’s Soyaki sauce. (I suppose you can use any teriyaki sauce, but I’m obsessed with this stuff and you should be, too.)
  2. Bake the tofu at 375 for… awhile. I didn’t time it. Bake it until it starts to get brown and is a consistency that you like. I line my pan with parchment paper so it doesn’t stick. Plus, fewer dishes!
  3. Wash your shrooms and slice them into thin slices.
  4. Boil your egg noodles.
  5. Drain your egg noodles OVER the mushrooms. This will soften them while maintaining all the good flavor, texture, and nutrients.
  6. Transfer your egg noodles and mushrooms back to the pot. Douse with sesame oil, soy sauce, and toss in some ground or fresh grated ginger. Don’t measure. Measuring is for sissies. Just make sure it tastes good. You’ll know when you get it right.
  7. Let everything cool. Seriously. This salad is best cold. So put it all in the fridge and go have a drink or four.
  8. Fill a giant bowl with lettuce. Use all the lettuce you want because, like, it’s lettuce. It doesn’t count. Top it with your noodle mixture and tofu, and then sprinkle sesame seeds on top. Look at you, all fancy like.

It also makes a killer lunch the next day. See?

asian noodle stuff

Next time I’m adding broccoli because I fucking love broccoli.

[who is this girl?]

May 29, 2013

Today I woke up early even though I didn’t have to.

I put on pink lipstick.

I got a mani/pedi for the first time in YEARS. (God bless Groupon and the salon behind my office.)

I got home, ate a salad with quinoa and tuna, and then made meatballs to freeze. Ah, the fruits of our CSA!

I went for a two mile run to keep myself ready for Saturday’s 5k.

I got my Ipsy bag in the mail.

I tried on the coral lipstick, perfume, and brow gel as I stretched my legs against a wall, listening, laughing, and crying to This American Life.

I put the nail polish next to the other pinks in my ROYGBIV-sorted nail polish collection.

I ate a bowl of strawberries.

I prepped dinner: more salad, more quinoa, salmon, and challah bread.

 

20 year old Renee doesn’t recognize 27 year old Renee.

15 year old Renee sure as fuck doesn’t recognize 27 year old Renee.

 

…Come to think of it, 25 year old Renee wouldn’t recognize her either.

I kinda like it.

 

 

 

[Adulthood is kinda cool.]

A poem for a typical end-of-semester day

April 25, 2013

Waking up early.

Playing Candy Crush for an hour.

Realizing you have a meeting and you’re now late.

Forgoing a shower.

Not preparing for said meeting.

Meeting followed immediately by research interview.

…followed immediately by class…

…wherein you finish your slides for your next class.

Twenty minute break.

Realizing you forgot to eat all day.

Fixing all the problems with your partner’s slides instead of eating.

At least there are people handing out chocolate on campus.

Final presentation.

Beer me.

 

 

….breathe.

They call it “Strong Arm Robbery”

April 1, 2013

Here’s the thing about getting robbed.

You don’t actually believe it’s happening as it’s happening.

And when you start running after the fucker who snatched your iPhone out of your hands, you don’t even think about what you’re going to do when you catch up with him.

Because, at that moment, you’re GOING to catch up with him. Not catching up with him is not an option.

It becomes an option when your legs hurt, your lungs hurt, you’re in a neighborhood you know isn’t safe, and you can’t see the fucker anymore.

And that’s when you realize: You’ve just been motherfucking robbed. And that iPhone is not coming back.

 

Let’s review how it happened.

You’re sitting on the El, casually browsing Pinterest, when all the sudden you feel some fucker’s hands on your hands and your phone is ripped away from you. And you’re all, “MOTHER FUCK!”

You know, Regina George style.

regina-george-scream-o

 

So, as the train doors are closing, you take off after him and yell, “HE HAS MY PHONE! HE HAS MY PHONE!” And you run like hell in his direction.

And you wish you’d had started training for that 5k a few weeks earlier.

When you finally resolve that Michelle Obama isn’t coming back (that was my phone’s name, R.I.P.), you turn around. You don’t know what to do.

You see a bodega, but it looks sketchy. So you cross the street to the Subway.

You’ve never seen a Subway where the workers are behind panes of glass. You’re clearly not in Kansas anymore, Toto.

A woman, an angel named Beverly, asks you if you got your phone back. She was on the same train car and watched you take off after him. She offers you her phone to call the police and your husband. She asks what you’re doing on the west side, clearly noticing that a nerdy white girl is a bit out of place. You explain you live in the next suburb over. She waits with you and walks you to the street when the police arrive. You give her a hug, wishing you could give her more, wishing you could give her peace in her neighborhood, knowing this happens all too often.

The police take their sweet ass time. You wonder if they would’ve been quicker to respond had it happened in another part of the city, like the Gold Coast.

You file a report. You don’t expect to see your phone again.

You get back on the green line and shed a few tears. Not because you miss your phone, but because you just got motherfuckin’ ROBBED.

When you get back to your little suburb, you stop at the neighborhood bar and drink your feelings (they taste like amaretto sours). You wipe the data from your phone remotely and make sure your husband reported it stolen to AT&T. You let your hands stop shaking.

You explore all the feelings you’re feeling. And you realize that you’re pissed you’ve become a statistic. You’re pissed that the fucker that robbed you is a statistic. You’re pissed that he was a young Black male and you are a young white woman and he’s forced you two to play into stereotypes. You’re pissed that your race, your gender, and your age likely made you a target.

You pray he sells your phone for something good — to help his little brother buy books, to treat his lady to ice cream, to help his mom put food on the table.
You’re probably wrong.

But deep down, you still think that people are really good at heart.

Scintilla ’13: Horizons

March 19, 2013
The Scintilla ProjectToday’s prompt:
What have been the event horizons of your life – the moments from which there is no turning back?

My junior year English teacher shot down all my research project proposals. She said, “Renee, I really think you should do body image and the media.”

I did. I’ve been studying some form of it since then.

It was time to consider colleges. I spent countless hours on CollegeBoard.com thinking about the decision. Butler? Bradley? Washington? American? Roosevelt? DePaul?

I took a tour of Saint Mary’s. I applied early decision.

I needed a summer internship. Everyone else was getting one. I decided to see if the local Congressman took interns.

He did. He catapulted my career in politics.

I developed a crush on Joe. I told myself I wasn’t going to hold back. No more walls. No more games. He deserved more. All or nothing. He got all.

We’ve been married almost four years.

I hated my job. I hated my boss. I hated my coworkers. I wanted to be a teacher. I was told it would take me 6 years part-time to be a high school social studies teacher.

I decided to apply to a Masters program instead.

I got in.

And then I got into a Ph.D. program.

And here I am. A feminist. Saint Mary’s alum. Political junkie. Married. Professor in training.

Scintilla ’13: A chance meeting

March 18, 2013
The Scintilla Project
Today’s prompt:

Write about a chance meeting that has stayed with you ever since.

I realize as I begin to write this that it may seem like my participation in the Scintilla Project is only serving to toot my own horn about all the fantastic famous people I’ve met. But, these stories are just some of my favorite stories and it’s a good excuse to share them.

One fall, Joe and I returned to the place we met–Notre Dame–for a football game, like we always do at least once a season. We have a few traditions. We park in his old neighborhood for $15. We hit up the library for a bathroom break. We watch the band. We eat port-a-pit chicken (which I didn’t realize is almost solely a South Bend thing; you guys are missing out). We watch more of the band. We head to the stadium.

It started out like a perfectly normal football Saturday. It was sunny and beautiful. We parked the car in Joe’s old neighbor’s lawn and head to the library for a bathroom break.

That’s when things get weird.

Once inside the library, there’s a bit of commotion. I mean, there’s a lot of commotion on game days at Notre Dame, but this was weird. I found myself being pushed back by a giant dude. Like, a giant giant dude.

That’s when I realize…
I had nearly run into Taylor Swift.
Her body guard moved me out of the way.
Because I was, like, gonna run into T. Swift.

You guys. She was crazy tall and skinny. Like. Scary. So tall. So skinny.

Apparently she was at ND because her brother goes there or was thinking of going there? I don’t know. I didn’t care. Because how often do you go to a Notre Dame game and get pushed out of the way by Taylor Swift’s giant body guard in the library?

Not everyday, folks.

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