An Old Married Lady’s Guide to Snagging the Menfolk
I got married at 23. I am an expert at snagging menfolk. You will be, too, after taking this guide to heart. It is your new Bible. Breathe it. Take it seriously. It is foolproof.
Imbibe adult beverages in moderation.
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Watch what you eat.
Onion rings and Yuengling do not make for a balanced lunch.
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Along those same lines…
Don’t shove giant marshmallows in your mouth.
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Only wear respectable spectacles.
Nerd glasses are out of the question.
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Never let your friends publicly acknowledge your crush on a celebrity.
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If you’re in a play, refuse to wear the wig cap.
In fact, don’t be in plays. Respectable ladies don’t belong on stage.
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Don’t hang out with bloggers.
They’re the worst kinds of people.
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Only take flattering pictures of yourself.
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Don’t talk to your cat.
If you follow these simple rules, you’ll end up with a respectable young man to be your partner for life.
But if you don’t follow these simple rules, you’ll end up with someone way cooler.
I love this and I super love that photo of us.
lol, as a fellow old married lady (just turned 28 this weekend), I totally agree :-)and your pics are pure awesomeness… *ahem* what you mean I shouldn’t eat as much as my husband? yeah, so what if he’s twice my size
L-O-V-E this!
This post is amazing. Round of applause!
Love this post!!!!
This is awesome, love it!
Haaa this is awesome. Beer and onion rings sounds like a great lunch!
I love the way that respectable gentleman is eyeing you in the first photo.
Haha!! Love this! =)
this is just my favorite thing today.
Yayyy me you and Jamie!!!! And this post is super cute. ❤
I’m off to find a giant marshmallow to stuff in my mouth. Clearly, I believe in your wisdom.